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Too Many Sandwiches
Tabbed by Nick Coendoz
Chords Used;
D/F# 200230
G5 320033
C5 030010
A 002220
Em 022000
D5 000230
Intro:
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B------3-----3---3-------3----3--3-----
G----2-----2---2-------2----2--2------- X2
D--4-----4---------4h5----5------------
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D/F#
Shopping spree for the family tree,
G5 D/F# G5
Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while,
D/F#
Too many sandwiches and wine,
G5 D/F# C5 D5
Sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech,
D/F#
The band arrives, the granny's cry,
G5 D/F#
The singer's tongues in the barmaids mouth what a voice,
D/F#
Grandpa drank a drop or two,
G5 D/F#
And his heads still sunk in the portaloo, what a man
C5 G5 D/F# G5
A D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
A D/F# G5 Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight,
A D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
A D/F# G5 A
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
D/F# G5 D5 G5
And that's just tonight
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D/F#
The blue rinsed hairs, lift up their chairs,
G5
The band's too loud, they're off downstairs,
D/F# G5
What a noise,
D/F#
The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance,
G5
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance,
D/F#
The barmaid smiles
C5 G5 D/F# G5
A D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
A D/F# G5 Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight,
A D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
A D/F# G5 A
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
D/F# G5 D5 G5 (Let Ring)
And that's just tonight
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G------7----7------7---7--------7---------7----|---7---7-----7---7---7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-7-7-7
D-1s^5----5----5--4---4---4--4s7---7---------7-|-5---5---5-4---4---4s7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7
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G5 D/F#
Ha na na, ha na na
A
Ha na na,
G5 D/F#
Ha na na, ha na na
C5 G5 D/F# G5
A D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
A D/F# G5 Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight,
A D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
A D/F# G5
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
Em A D/F#
Ha, Grandpa drank a drop or two,
A D/F# Em
His heads still sunk in the portaloo again,
A D/F#
The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance,
A D/F# G5
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance, tonight,
A
And the barmaid smiles
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d-2-2-2-2-2-0
g-0---0---0-0
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E-2---3-----3
Outro
let ring //////
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repeat to fade
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