Intro: C-E-Am - F  -  G


C                E            Am
I want all my friends to be happy
F                        G
I want all my friends to find love
C                E            Am
I want all my friends to share good things
D7                              G
and be blessed by the light from above


C                E            Am
I want all my friends to be hopeful
F                        G
Not to be slaves to a bank
C                E            Am
I hope that my friends never have to
D7                              G
roll through the street in a tank


F                G            C
I want all my friends to have kitchens
F                G         Am
stocked up with bountiful food
F                G            C
I hope they wake with a smile
C                   C/B               Am
and say words like 'totes, awes, and dude'


C                E            Am
I want all my friends to know laughter
F                        G
uncontrollable from deep in the gut
C                E            Am
I want all my friends to have fine shoes
D7                              G
and to pat someone cute on the butt


F                G            C
I want all my friends to go travel
F                G         Am
and to see the world for just what it is
F                G            C
a beautiful place to inhabit
C                   C/B          Am
a big melting pot made of ... jizz

Am
(TALKING) my mom wants me to change that line to this
C                   C/B          Am
a big melting pot made of ... bliss


F                G            C
I want all my friends to dance naked

C
(TALKING)but my mom also says that there's a difference between naked and neked.
So naked is when you're naked. neked is when you're naked and up to no good.

F                G            C
I want all my friends to dance neked
F                        G
so that all of their neighbors can see
C                E            Am
I want them all to be colour blind
D7                              G
and to keep those skin head racists far away from me

F                G            C
I want all my straight friends to love
F                G         Am
all of the gay friends I have
F                G            C
I'd love it if we all went to dinner
C                   C/B          Am
because my gay friends always pick up the tab

C                E            Am
I want all my friends to be healthy
F                                               G
and when they see kale and greens not just to scoff
C                E            Am
I want them to live long and prosper
D7                              G
and to tell cancer to just go fuck off

F                G            C
I want all my friends to know one thing
F                G         Am
that one day, when I'm long dead and gone
F                G            C
I want them to know that I love them
C                   C/B          Am
and that that's why I wrote them this song

          C                E            Am
Because, I want all my friends to be happy
F                             G
I want all my friends to find love
C                E            Am
I want all my friends to share good things
D7                              G
an be blessed by the light from above