Date: Sunday November 17, 2002 
Subject: d/davis_stuart/asshole_world_renown.tab
Asshole World Renown by Stuart Davis from the album 16 Nudes
Submitted by Dave 
Standard Tuning: EADGBE

Intro: 

Progression 1:
    B      E     A    F#         B     E     A7       F#
     1     2     3    4          1     2     3    4
E|--2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3--|--2-2-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
B|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-0-3-3-3-3--|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-3--|
G|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-0-4-4-4-4--|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-2-2-2-2-4--|
D|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-0-5-5-5-5--|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-2-2-2-2-5--|
A|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-5-5-5-5--|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-5--|
E|--2-2---0-0-------3-3-3-3--|--2-2---0-0-------0-0-0-3--|


Progression 2:
    B      E     A    F#         B     E     A    F#
     1     2     3    4          1     2     3    4
E|--2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3--|--2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3--|
B|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-0-3-3-3-3--|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-2-0-3-3-3--|
G|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-0-4-4-4-4--|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-2-0-4-4-4--|
D|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-0-5-5-5-5--|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-2-0-5-5-5--|
A|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-5-5-5-5--|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-0-5-5-5--|
E|--2-2---0-0-------3-3-3-3--|--2-2---0-0-------0-3-3-3--|

Mute chord progression 2 during verses.


Progression 3:
   D         A           E         A           D         A
   1    2    3    4      1    2    3    4      1    2    3    4
E|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------|
B|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------|
G|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------|
D|-7799-7799-----------|-9999-9999-----------|-7799-7799-----------|
A|-5555-5555-7799-7799-|-7777-7777-7799-7799-|-5555-5555-7799-7799-|
E|-----------5555-5555-|-----------5555-5555-|-----------5555-5555-|

   G         F#          "Asshole world re-    nown
   1    2    3    4       1       2
E|-3--------------0-----|-------------------|  Back into 
B|-3----------------0---|-------------------|  progression 1.
G|-4------------3-------|-------------------|
D|-5------------4-------|-------------------|
A|-5------------4-------|---------5-----4---|
E|-3---------2----------|-2--0--------------|



Verse 1 w/Progression 2:

B     E             A      F#
Bored stiff with my wallet fat
    B        E      A    F#  
I ordained myself a diplomat
B        E              A   F#
bought a plane and some aerosol
B          E       A  F#        B   E  A  F# 
sprayed my name on    China's Wall


Verse 2 w/Progression 2:
       B          E        A       F# 
Then I pissed all over the Kremlin steps
B         E    A    F#
punched a monk in Tibet
    B            E              A       F# 
got drunk and disordered in the old Big Apple
B      E     A    F#         B   E   A   F#
passed gas in the Cistine Chapel


Verse 3 with Progression 3:
D                        A
I've thrown darts at the Mona Lisa
E                        A
tied lead weights to the tower of Pisa
D                      A
sold salt water in the big Sahara
       G                  F#
then I took a shit in the Riviera

Asshole World Renown


Progression 2, one time no vocal


Verse 4 with Progession 2:

Went to Rome and spread V.D.
robbed the homeless in Tahiti
was slapped by a woman in the great Euphrates
kidnapped kids in the slums of Haiti


Verse 5 with Progression 2:
Play high E string open on all chords

Poisoned livestock in Korea
tainted foodshelves in Tanzania
torched Saigon like a Buddhist pyro
slashed tires in the streets of Cairo


Verse 6 with Progression 2:
keep playing F# at "my bare hands"
right into the next verse.

I chucked eggs at Castro's doorway
I once puked on the king of Norway
for eighteen days I roamed Japan
choking little kittens with my bare hands


Verse 7 with Progression 3:

Stuck my gum on Venus De Milo
did Zimbabwe shooting rhinos
ran nude straight through Nepal
spit my chew in the Taj Mahal

Asshole World Renown

End with progression 1.