E                    E7
I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singing 
A             Am           E
and never play music again 
E                    E7
You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up my top hat 
B          
and ran out to flag down the wind 
E                    E7
I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard 
A             Am                 E
just to see what the rednecks would do 
E                  B                A
I'd have to be crazy plum out of my mind 
A       Am                 E
to fall out of love with you 

E                             E7
You know I've done weird things, told people I've heard things 
A             Am           E
When silence was all in abounds 
E                             E7
Been days when it pleased me to crawl on my knees 
B
following ants as they crawled across the ground 
E                             E7
Been insane on a train but I'm still me again
A             Am                     E 
and the place where I hold you is true
E                    B                     A
But I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind 
A       Am                 E
To fall out of love with you 


A  Am               E
You know I don't intend to 
A  Am               E
But should there come a day 
A  Am               E    Walk up to B
when I say that I don't love you 
B
You can lock me away 

E                    E7
Well it sure would be dingy to live in an envelope 
A             Am           E
in a world waiting along for a stamp 
E                    E7
You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie 
B
while burning my hand on a lamp 
E                    E7
I may not be normal but nobody is 
A             Am                     E 
so I'd like to say before I'm through 
E                    B                     A
But I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind 
A       Am                 E
To fall out of love with you 

E                    B                     A
But I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind 
A       Am                 E
To fall out of love with you