Tabbed by: Vic Dickenson	


Tuning: standard

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A|--0--0--3--3----------0---0----0---3-3-----------|
E|-----------------3------3---------------3--------|
                                                      

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D|--------5--5-------------------5-5----------------|
A|-/7--7--3--3---5--7-5/7----7---3-3--5-------------|
E|-/5--5---------3--5-3/5----5--------3-------------|

Beatle riff                                    repeat
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B|-----------------8-7--5-7-5---------------------------------------------|
G|-------7--7-5----------------5------------------------------------------|
D|---0----------7---------------------------------------------------------|
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A5                                 G5
Long distance directory assistance area code 212
    D                   Dm             A5
Say hey A and R this is Mr. Rhythm and Blues
A5
He said hello and put me on hold
G5
To say the least the cat was cold
        D          Dm                  A5
He said don?t call us child we?ll call you




Opening riff
I said you got my number

He said yeah I got it when you walked in the door
Beatle riff                   opening riff
Don?t call us, we?ll call you.  
Beatle riff                   opening riff
Don?t call us, we?ll call you.

2nd verse
I got your name from a friend of a friend
Who said he used to work with you
Remember the all night creature from stereo 92.
Yeah I said could you relate to a quarter track tape
You know the band performs in the nude
He said uhn uh don?t call us child we?ll call you..

Listen kid you paid for the call
You ain?t bad but we?ve heard it all before
Yeah it sounds like John, Paul and George

3rd verse
Anyway, we cut a hit and we toured a bit
With a song, he said he couldn?t use
And now he calls and begs and crawls
It?s telephone d?j? vu
We got percentage points and lousy joints
And all the glitter we can use mama
So uhn uh don?t call us now we?ll call you.

Listen kid you paid for the call
You ain?t bad but I?ve heard it all before
Don?t call us, we?ll call you. 
Don?t call us, we?ll call you.