Intro:
      
F7M/C  C7M  F7M/C  C7M

            F7M/C           C7M
Where's the harm in voicing a doubt
       F7M/C              C7M
You'll find me in the lavatory
                F7M/C             C7M
And where's the harm in talking out loud
     G/E     F7M/C
When I'm on my own

          F7M/C               C7M
What's so wrong with reading my stars
     F7M/C            C7M
When I'll be in the lavatory
               F7M/C                 C7M
And what is so wrong with counting the cards
     G/E       F7M/C
When I'm all alone

G/E             F7M/C (on 'one", lift your pinky)  
You're not the only one 
Dm7    Dm7/C
That I know
    F7M/C          G/E
But I'm too proud to talk to you anyway
G/E              F7M/C  
You're not the only one 
Dm7    Dm7/C
That I know
    F7M/C              G/E                 F7M/C
But I'm far too proud to talk to you any day

     C7M
So I say
       F7M/C       C7M
I'm in love with the world
               F7M/C                 C7M
And what is so wrong with voicing a doubt
     G/E      F7M/C
When I'm on my own

               F7M/C            C7M
It's perfectly fine to sleep in a chair
     F7M/C          C7M
From Monday 'til Saturday
               F7M/C                C7M
And what is so wrong with talking out loud
     G/E       F7M/C
When I'm all alone

Repeat Chorus

Break:

G/E 
F7M/C  
G/E 
F7M/C  C7M  
F7M/C  C7M  


        F7M/C                C7M
So they rode out west to the seaside
         F7M/C           C7M
And they gladly decided to stay
          F7M/C               C7M
But after two hours wandering outside
        G/E                F7M/C
Ooh the sea air drove them away, yeah

Repeat Chorus

End on F7M/C