Intro:
      
F5  C5  F5  C5

            F5           C5
Where's the harm in voicing a doubt
       F5              C5
You'll find me in the lavatory
                F5             C5
And where's the harm in talking out loud
     G5     F5
When I'm on my own

          F5               C5
What's so wrong with reading my stars
     F5            C5
When I'll be in the lavatory
               F5                 C5
And what is so wrong with counting the cards
     G5       F5
When I'm all alone

G/E             F7M/C (on 'one", lift your pinky)  
You're not the only one 
D5    D5
That I know
    F5          G5
But I'm too proud to talk to you anyway
G5              F5  
You're not the only one 
D5    D5
That I know
    F5              G5                 F5
But I'm far too proud to talk to you any day

     C5
So I say
       F5       C5
I'm in love with the world
               F5                 C5
And what is so wrong with voicing a doubt
     G5      F5
When I'm on my own

               F5            C5
It's perfectly fine to sleep in a chair
     F5          C5
From Monday 'til Saturday
               F5                C5
And what is so wrong with talking out loud
     G5       F5
When I'm all alone

Repeat Chorus

Break:

G5 
F5  
G5 
F5  C5  
F5  C5  


        F5                C5
So they rode out west to the seaside
         F5           C5
And they gladly decided to stay
          F5               C5
But after two hours wandering outside
        G5                F5
Ooh the sea air drove them away, yeah

Repeat Chorus

End on F5