Intro: (roughly)
     ------

     a) Opening bass riff which continues through the intro and most of the
        verse.


        D               G               D               D
        1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
     e---------------------------------------------------------------------|
     B---------------------------------------------------------------------|
     G---------------------------------------------------------------------|
     D---------------------------------------------------------------------|
     A--5-5---5-5-5---5-----------------5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5----|
     E------------------3-3---3-3-3---3------------------------------------|

     b) Next phrase, played on the CD on I don't know what instrument...

        D               G               D               D
        1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
     e------8-----7---------8-----7---------8-----7---------8-----7--------|
     B---------------------------------------------------------------------|
     G---------------------------------------------------------------------|
     D------------------5--------------------------------------------------|
     A--5-------------------------------5---------------5------------------|
     E---------------------------------------------------------------------|


     Verse 1: (Sung over the intro)
     --------

     D         G           D  D
     Please be gentle with me,

               D         G                  D        D
     'cos I've been on a long, hard, losing streak,

              A                                 G
     And I've been down in the dumps, I've been well and truly humped,

            A
     And my clothes don't seem to fit,

            G                (DDDD D2D2D2 x 2)
     and my haircuts looking shit.


     NB For the "A-G" part above, use the same "G" riff from the intro, and
     an "A" riff, which is exactly the same but (predictably!) up two
     frets.


     Verse 2: (Turn up the distortion!)
     --------

     D      D2 G4  G    D D2 D D2
     Please be gentle with me,

            D       D2  G4         G  D D2 D D2
     yes my singing has gone flat out of key,

             A4        A   A4 A           G4     G G4  G
     Oh I've been down in the bin, crawled back out back in again,
     And my clothes don't seem to fit, and my haircuts looking...

     (The A4/A might well be A/A2, or a combination of all three,
      but with all the distortion, who can tell?!?)


     Bridge:
     -------

     C  G        D    C     G      D
      I say to myself, have I been cursed?

     C    G          D                C                    A
      Cos things are bad can they get worse? (can they get worse?)


     Verse 3:
     --------

     D         G           D  D
     Please be gentle with me,  yes my

     D            G                   D      D
     backside, is hanging, out in the breeze

             A                            G
     Oh I've been down in the dumps, I've been well and truly humped,

            A
     And my clothes don't seem to fit,

            G               (DDDD D2D2D2 x 2)
     yes my haircuts looking shit.


     Solo (sort of):
     ---------------

        F#m             Bm              F#m             Bm
        1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
     e---------------------------------------------------------------------|
     B--------7-------------------------------7----------------------------|
     G------------6-----4-6-4-6-4-6-4-6-----------6-----4-6-4-6-4-6-4-6----|
     D--7-------------7-----------------7-------------7--------------------|
     A---------------------------------------------------------------------|
     E---------------------------------------------------------------------|

     Bend each note up a semitone and down again as it's played, and use
     some sort of effect. Alternatively, play it on a keyboard...


     Bridge:
     -------

     C  G        D    C     G      D
      I say to myself, have I been cursed?

     C    G          D                C                    A
      Cos things are bad can they get worse? (can they get worse?)


     Final part-verse: (different chord sequence)
     -----------------

     D          G           Bm     A           D
     Please, be gentle with me, be gentle with me

     Tab to play under above phrase:-

        D               G               Bm              A
        1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
     e------8-----7---------8-----7---------7-----5---------10----(b9)-------|
     B---------------------------------------------------------------------|
     G----------------------------------4----------------------------------|
     D------------------5-------------------------------7------------------|
     A--5------------------------------------------------------------------|
     E---------------------------------------------------------------------|


     Outro:
     ------

     C          G          (D D4 x 4)
     Please, be gentle with me


     CHORDS:
     -------

             6 5 4 3 2 1
             ===========

     C       x 3 2 0 1 0

     D       x x 0 2 3 2

     D2      x x 0 2 3 0

     D4   x x 0 2 3 3

     A       0 0 2 2 2 0

     A2      0 0 2 2 0 0

     A4   0 0 2 2 3 0

     G       3 2 0 0 3 3

     G4   3 2 0 0 1 3

     F#m     2 4 4 2 2 2

     Bm      x 2 4 4 3 2