Am               G    
Take a look at my girlfriend
 F 
She's the only one I got
 Am            G 
Not much of a girlfriend
 F 
I never seem to get a lot

 E             E7
Take a jumbo across the water
 Am
Like to see America
 E             E7  
See the girls in California
 Dm                           G
I'm hoping it's going to come true
 Dm                        G
But there's not a lot I can do

 Am                        G
Could we have kippers for breakfast
 F
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
 Am                     G
They got to have 'em in Texas
 F
'Cause everyone's a millionaire

 E             E7  
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
 Am
Do you want my autograph
 E            E7
I'm a loser, what a joker
 Dm                       G
I'm playing my jokes upon you
 Dm                             G 
While there's nothing better to do, hey

 E                  E7       Am 
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
 E                  E7       Am
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
 F              Dm          G
La la la, la la la, la la la la

 Am                   G        
Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend
 F
'Cause she's the only one I got
 Am            G       
Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend
 F
I never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot

 E              E7 
Take a jumbo across the water
 Am
Like to see America
 E                E7     
See the girls in California
 Dm                            G
I'm hoping it's going to come true
 Dm                         G 
But there's not a lot I can do, hey

 E                    E7       Am
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
 E                    E7       Am
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
 E                    Am
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
 E                    Am
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
 F                   Dm      G
La la la, la la la, la la la la