"The Criminal Under My Own Hat"  by T-Bone Burnett
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I've seen a lot of criminals
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I've seen a lot of crimes
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Doing a lot of evil deeds
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Doing a lot of time

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We speak of these men as aliens
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>From some forbidden race
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We speak of these men as animals
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We will lock in a cage

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But there's one man I must arrest
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I must interrogate
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One man that I must make confess
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Then rehabilitate

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There is no other I can blame
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No other I can judge
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No other I can cast in shame
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Then require blood

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      I see him in the shadows down the hall
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      I see him in the plaster on the wall

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There is no crime he cannot commit
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No murder too complex
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His heart is filled with larceny
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And violence and sex

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His heart is filled with envy
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And revenge and greed
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His heart is filled with nothing
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His heart is filled with need


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He' s capable of anything
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Of any vicious act
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This criminal is dangerous
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The criminal under my own hat.