Paris & Nikki Ted Wulfers For those of you who love The Simple Life or have downloaded the Paris Hilton sex tape, you'll love this song. Written about the Hilton Sisters, Ted always tells a funny story about the heirs to the Hilton Fortune before playing the song live. A good rocker and a timeless ode to those Million dollar Blondes Chords used in this song G C E Am Dm F F5 G5 -3------0--------0-----0----1------1------------- -0------1---3----0-----1----3------1------------- -0------0---2----1-----2----2------2------------- -0------2---0----2-----2----0------3----3----5---- -2------3--------2-----0-----------3----3----5---- -3---------------0-----------------1----1----3----- Paris & Nikki Ted Wulfers Chorus: Am So you never had love G F But You got money E F G And that's the kinda love that lasts Am So you never had love G F But You got money E F G And that's the kinda love that lasts C Am I wish I had your number G I'd write it on the wall F E Or maybe I would call you C Am You could wear the dresses G From the magazines F E And I could call you baby (Chorus) Verse 2: C Am I wish I could paint your picture G I'd write it on my brow F E Or etch you in my memory C Am Yeah, I saw you dancing G On L.A.'s trampouline F E And you could be my baby (Chorus) Solo (coming soon) Dm G Dm G You and me were meant to be C F G According to my horoscope last week Dm G And who knew Dm G C You can't buy those twenty dollar shoes F G For those million dollar feet (Chorus) Outro: F5 G5 Oh Ooh Ooh Ooh OOH OOH (x 10) G Am So you never had love Copyright 2003 Ted Wulfers