First acoustic part (0:42)
B D F# G
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
G D A
we challenge you to a rock off,
G D A
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Second acoustic part (1:24)
E
(JB) If we win,
E Am E
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
E Am F C G A
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
Am
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
G (strum on...
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG) What the fuck are you talkin about?
...) C
(JB) To be your little bitch
Third acoustic part (3:03)
Tenacious D :
(JB) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
Gm Bb
(KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB) Listen to me-
D Gm
(KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
Gm
he's gonna make you his sex slave,
Bb
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
D Gm
(JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
Gm
we've been through so much shit
Eb
(JB) De-activated lasers with my dick
Bb D
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down
Gm
(JB) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
Eb Bb F
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Gm
(JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Eb Bb F
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Gm
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
Eb Bb F
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Gm
(JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
Eb Bb F
(KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
this is the part where the distorted guitar comes in, just play the power chords with a
of palm muting
Gm D
(JB) Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
Bb D
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
Gm D
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
Bb D
we will defeat you, for all mankind
Gm D
you hold the scepter, we hold the key
Bb F
you are the devil, we are the D
Gm D
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D (Go nutz from here :D )
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F End on G
We are the D, We are the D