My first tabs.
If you got any suggestions mail me j-b-h@sol.dk

C                Am
You don't always have to fuck her hard,  In
Dm                        G 
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
C                   Am
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Dm                          G
   And fuckin give her some smooches too

Am                   F
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Am                       F
Sometimes you got to say please
C                        G
Sometimes you got to say hey:

          C             Am
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
Dm                  G
I'm gonna screw you gently
          C             Am
I'm gonna hump you....  sweetly
          Dm            G
I'm gonna ball you ...  discretely---

Am                  F
  And then y

ou say, Hey I brought you flowers
C                   G
  And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
C               F                               Dm
  I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
G
That's fuckin' Teamwork!

C                      Am
What's your favorite posish?
Dm                              G                           C
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                       Am
What's your favorite dish?
              Dm                             G
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    Am                         F
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    C                             G
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
    Am                           F
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
    C
But then...

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I'm gonna fuck ----  you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------

FUCK YOU!