Hbo Episode 2 Tab by Tenacious D
Tenacious D - Episode 2 (HBO)
All songs tabbed by Leebop - leebop99@hotmail.com
There are different recordings out there of some of
these songs that might be played slightly different.
These are tabbed straight from episode 2 on HBO
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Cosmic Shame
tabbed by Leebop - leebop99@hotmail.com
F# - (244322)
E - (022100)
A - (X02220)
B - (X24442)
Bsus4 - (X24452)
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If I was gonna say just one thing to y?all tonight
I?d say set the artist free
I?m talking about this artist in here, set it free
I?m saying quit your day job
Now I know a lot of you people here, you?re saying
I can?t quit my day job, I got kids to feed Jack
Quit your day job, focus on your
crafts, one time, before its all over, you?ve died, you?ve
squandered it, ya fuckin robots
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Now after a couple of years, of you focusing earnestly on
your craft, KG and I will swoop in
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we will check out your progress, and we will encourage you
to continue, or we will say
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F#
Stop. And then seriously you must stop, or penalties will be
created and enforced
Cause listen this is the problem
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Sometimes you follow you heart sometimes your heart cuts a fart
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That?s the cosmic shame That?s the cosmic shame
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F#
and I know what you are saying now
E A
what makes you guys so fuckin good
B
I don?t fuckin know, and I don?t like it
F# E A
I say up going ha ha ha why can?t everybody fuckin have it
B F#
Cause this is the thing, some people learn it on the streets
Some people learn it in the schools
B Bsus4 B
Me and KG, we were fuckin born with it homes,
just check it out
F# E
Ri bip ba dip dip dididip Dididip dip dididip
A B
Didididididuuudooo dididipduuudooo
F# E
(do dit di di di dit da do do do do do da do)
Gigugit Gigugigugit git gigugigugit git du ba dip gip
A B
(do do do do do doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
That shit came off the top of my fuckin head y?all
F# E
(Off the top of his head y?all, off the top of his head y?all)
Ahh God why why why
A B
(Off the top of his head y?all, ahhhhh)
why why why
F#
It?s the cosmic shame
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Sasquatch
Bm - (X24432)
A - (X02220)
E - (022100)
F# - (X4432X)
G - (X5543X) and (355433)
C - (X35553)
(Bm) A
There was some scientists
E A
trying to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Bm A E F# G F#
then they figured out it was a missing link.
Bm A E A
In Search of Sasquatch, that was a kickass in search of
Bm A E
with Leonard Nimoy kickin out the jams, Haaii
Bm A E A
He captured imagination, of people all around the globe
Bm A E F# G F#
His name was Sasquatch so I?m told
Bm A C G Bm
His legend?s ancient in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe
A E F# G F# Bm
Apache tribe
Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he?s real
Listen real close to the audiotape now you will know that he?s real
Couldn?t be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin way, no you know he?s real
Real, real, real real, real, real, really real real
Bm A C G Bm A
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Don?t take this personally, cause its not about your playing
No, Dude, your drumming is kickass
Its just that the D, its always just been me and KG
And we?re just not comfortable being a power trio
I hope there is no hard feelings
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Sasquatch We know your legend?s
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real Sasquatch
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We know your love is real
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Sasquatch
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You and Tenacious D are real.
This part is played while Sasquatch is running down ally.
JB plays this
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KG plays this
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The End
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Tribute
Tabbed by leebop - leebop99@hotmail.com
Am - (X02210)
G - (320003)
F - (X33211)
D - (X00232)
C - (X32010)
A1 - (X02200) (Asus2)
G1 - (3X2200) (Asus2/G)
F#1 - (2X0230) (Dsus2/F#)
F#2 - (2X0210) (Dm7sus2/F#) ?
F#3 - (2X0200) (?)
F1 - (X33210) (FM7)
Amadd9 - (507500)
Fig 1
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A long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here, we were hitchhiking
Down a long and lonesome road, all of a sudden there shined a
Shiny demon in the middle of the road. And he said
Play the best song in the world or I?ll eat your soul (soul)
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PM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Well me and Kyle we looked at eachother
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And we each said O.K.
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Am G
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
F Am G
It just so happened to be the best song in the world
F Am G F
It was the best song in the world ooohhhhyyaaaahhhhiiiiiioooo
And it saved our butts because the demon woulda killed us oh
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But he was forced to
Set us free by the
Honor code that
Demons have to
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Live by cause its satan?s surprise and its magic and its a
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Mystical disguise butthegerero the devel?s song
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And its tragic you are the mystical ide - ver - gin and you?re
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Rocking * down sweep
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Fig 1
Well needless to say, the beast was stunned
Whip crack with your swampy tail, and the beast was done
He asks us (snort) be you angels
And we said nay, we are but men. Rock
D F C G
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Am (1 strum) Am
Ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohowhoahoaho this is not
G F Am G F Am
The greatest song in the world no this is just a tribute
G F Am
Couldn?t remember the greatest song in the world no no this is a
G F A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F
Tribute ho to the greatest song in the world all-
A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F
right to the Greatest song in the world all-
A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3
right it is just the best mother fuck its of the greatest song in the world
ow ow ow
Wer em ur pow chewga fukay fu fly chuga flabbablabba a flabbablabba
Ow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A duuiuu ooioom fam chuga flaba bababa flagabubba abugga awoomamumma woose
A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F1
Sefem
A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F1
And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we played
A1 G1 F#1
On that fateful night didn?t actually sound anything
F#2 F#3 F1 A1 G1 F#1 F#2
like this song. This is just a tribute, you got to believe me,
F#3 F1 A1 G1 F#1 F1
and I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion aaahhh fuck
A1 G1 F#1 F1
good God, God loving, Your so surprised to find you can?t stop him,
A1 G1 F#1 F1
upfar arrrullyupfar Rich motherfucker give upa aahhh
E F E F E F Amadd9
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