D5             A5
I'm the only gay eskimo,
        B5         G5
I'm the only one I know,
        D5              A5
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
B5      G5
In my tribe,


   D5                          A5
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
B5                    G5
But all I wanna do is get into his parka,
         D5              A5
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
B5          G5
In my tribe,


      D5                           A5
Well, me and Nuckfluck Chuckbuck, we both like blubber,
    B5                     G5
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber,
        D5                A5
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
B5          G5
In my tribe,

Ch-k-chss, [Ch-k-chss]


D5                     A5
I make a wish on the northern lights,
     B5                            G5
That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights,
        D5                A5
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
B5           G5
In my tribe,

And the seals they sing now:

(ad. lib seal sounds)

(MAIS R?PIDO)
      D5                       A5
These cold winter nights are taking their toll,
   B5                      G5
I even get excited when I see the North Pole,(NA PARTE DO :"when I see the North Pole"

See the North Pole...                                                  FICA MAIS LENTO)


         D5             A5
I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay eskimo)
        B5          G5
I'm the only one I know, (I'm the only one I

know-ho-ho-ho)
        D5              A5
I'm the only gay eskimo,
B5         G5
In my tribe,

(spoken:) Now like the proclaimers would sing it:    

      Ocultar Solos (Tab)
(? PARTIR DESSA PARTE ? RUDO IGUAL
                                                     D, Bm , G...S?  D, Bm , G... S? MUDA A VELOCIDADE
(sung:)I'm the only gay eskimo, (only only only only)   E O JEITO DE CANTAR E TOCAR,
I'm the only one I know,                                MAS OUVINDO A M?SICA D? PRA PEGAR!)
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tribe,

(spoken:) Like Bob Dylan!

(sung:) I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one Iiiiii know
I'm the only ga-yyyyyyyyyyy eskimo

(spoken:) Like Ric Ocasek from the cars:

(sung:) I'm the only gay eskimo, (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo,
And she used to be mi-i-i-i-ine,

(spoken:) Like Oasis!
I'm , the only gay eskimo!

(various noises, fight in background)

(spoken:) Like Van Morrison:

(mumbled in tune:) There only is one,
I aint seen it come out on street and (mumbles)
'n Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well...
..and the crack was good,

(sung:) Well I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay
eskimo-o)
I'm the only one I know, (only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tri-i-i-i-be...