Kickapoo Chords by Tenacious D Narrator: Dm a long ass fuckin' time ago, Dm In a town called Kickapoo, Am There lived a humble family Am Religious through and through. F But yay there was a black sheep C G And he knew just what to do. Dm Dm His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line. Am A vision he did see Am Fuckin' rockin' all the time. F C G He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align. Powerchords Son: Am C Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave, G Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, Bb With a long and shiney blade! Am 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, C Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo! G And if you try to fuck with me, Bb A B C Then I shall fuck you too! G A D A D A A B C Gotta get it on in the party zone! G A D A D A A B C I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! G A D A D A A B C Gotta lick a toad in the party zone! G A D A D A A B C Gotta suck a chode in the party zone! G C G G Bb Bb Eb Bb F Bd F Ab C# Ab Father: You've disobeyed my orders, son, Why were you ever born. Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more. This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell. Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel. You'll become a mindless puppet; Beelzebub will pull the strings! Your heart will lose direction, Ab And chaos it will bring. G A Bb F G C G You better shut your mouth, you better shut your tone You?re grounded for a week with no telephone Don?t let me hear you cry, don?t let me hear you moan You gotta praise the lord when you?re in my home Son: Picking part G Eb F Ab Dio can you hear me I?m lost and so alone I?m asking for your guidance, would you come down from your thrown? I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock, my father thinks your evil, but man he can suck a cock Rock is not the devil?s work it?s magical and rad I?ll never rock as long as I?m stuck here with my dad G Ab F Bb Ab Dio: C C I hear you brave young Jables, you?re hungry for the rock C Bd But to learn the ancient methods, sacred doors you must unlock C C Escape your father?s clutches on this oppressive neighbourhood C Bd On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood!!!!!!!!!! C F Ab In the City of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand C F Ab You will form a strong alliance, and the world?s most awesome band C F Ab To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk C F Ab You will face your inner demons, now go my son and r-o-o-o-o-o-o-c-k!!! G Eb D G Eb D G Eb D C D Eb F(9th fret) x2 Narrator: G So he bailed from fucking kickapoo with hunger in his heart D And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art Bd F But in the end he knew he would find his counter part G Eb D G Eb D G Eb D C D Eb F(9th fret) x4 R-O-C-K Listen to the song for the timing and rhythm Da T.
