This is the lead acoustic guitar (Kyle Gass) version for Kielbasa. It's a technical
piece and needs a lot of work and concentration, but once you have learned the basic
intro riff, everything else will come together.
I have included the lyrics to the song to help you with the tab as a whole.
Skit: Tempo = 80
[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.
G7 C7 A7
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Intro: Tempo = 100
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--3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|
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Verse One
I love you baby
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-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|--3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------0-0-|
--3------------------3-----|-----------------------|--3--3--------------------|
but all I can think about is Kielbasa Sausage Your buttcheeks is warm
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--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0------0----------|
--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3--0-0-2----------|
--3--3--3--3--3------------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3-3-3----------|
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I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform
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--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|---------------------------|
--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|------------------------0--|
----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|
--3--3--------------------|---------------------------|--3------------------3-----|
Now get it on [Staccato these notes]
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Verse Two
I see you walking
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but all I can think about is Dianetics Your buttcheeks is warm
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--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3--0-0-2----------|
--3--3--3--3--3------------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3-3-3----------|
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I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey! My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform
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--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|---------------------------|
--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|------------------------0--|
----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|
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Now I've been set loose-ah Right in your caboose...Now fucking get it on!
I'm shooting my juice-ah
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--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|
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[Staccato these notes] Now get it on
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--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--|--14--12--10--9h10p9-----------------|
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Get it on
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---------8-----------8h10p8--|-----------------------|--------------------------|
----8h10---------10----------|--8--8-----------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|
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Dianetics junior much better than Krishna Dianetics junior much better indeed
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--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|
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And all the people hear you tremendous
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And your smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed with me, me and KG Alright
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--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|
--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|
Oh yeah! Alright Oh my God
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All the ladies in the house say yeah-yeah (yeah)
Come on your motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer)
When you fight, you gotsta fight fair! (fair)
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--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|
--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|
You motherfucker, oh you motherfucker
You know what time it is!
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Outro
Tenacious D Time you motherfucker go!
E E E C C C C C F F F F F G G G G C C C C C
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E E E E F F F F F G G G G C C C C C E E E E F F F F F
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--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|--0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--|--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|
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--2----2--2-2--------------|--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|--2----2--2-2--------------|
--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--3----3--3-3--------------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|
G G G G C C C C C E E E E F F F F F G G G G G G G G
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--0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--|---------------------------|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--|
--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|--2----2--2-2--------------|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--|
--3----3--3-3--------------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|
End: [JB:] Dude, that was TNT.
G [NH]
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