Chorus 1:
(n/c)         Am*
 Cos it's the pick,
            G5
Of destiny, child,
    F5
You know it will be rocking,
         G5
Cos it's fucking insane.


             Am*              G5
Cos it's the pick of destiny,
     F5
More precious than a diamond,
     G5
On a platinum chain.

Verse 1:
Am*
 In Fair's Beach,
                           G5
There was a man named Kage,
F5
 When he was busking,
   G5
He was all of the rage.


Am*
 He met Jables,
                        G5
And he taught him well.
F5
 All the techniques,
             G5
That were de-veloped in hell.


Am*
 Cock pushups,
                     G5
And the power slide,
F5
 Geek simulation,
            G5
Now there's nowhere to hide.


Am*
 They formed a band,
                        G5
They named Tenacious D,
F5
 And then they got,
            G5
The pick of destiny.

Chorus 2:
             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            G5
Of destiny, child,
    F5
You know it will be rocking,
         G5
Cos it's fucking insane.


             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            G5
Of destiny, child,
     F5
Our tasty grooves are better,
       G5
Than a chicken charlemagne.

Bridge 1:
    F5
Cos he who is sleezy,
   G5
Is easy to please-y,
    F5
And she who is juicy,
     G5
Must be Lucy Goose-y
    F5
And he who is groovy,
     G5
Will be in my movie,

So come on:

Interlude:
A5  G5  F5  A5 , E5
Break:
    D5
The wizard and the demon,

Had a Battle Royale,
    A5
The demon almost killed him ,

With an evil ka-pow.
    C5
But then he broke his tooth,
             G5                (n/c)
And thus the demon said 'ow'!

Chorus 3:
             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            G5
Of destiny, child,
    F5
You know it will be rocking,
         G5
Cos it's fucking insane.


             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            G5
Of destiny, child,
     F5
You know our boogie's better,
       G5
Than-a Citizen Caine.

Bridge 2:
    F5
Cos he who's a geezer,
     G5
Must live in my freezer,

And she who is Starky,

Is full of malarky,
    F5
And he who is groovy,
     G5
Will be in my movie,

So come on:

Solo:
Am*, G5  F5  G5 (x2)
Bridge 3:
    F5
Cos if you're a diva.
     G5
Then go to Geneva,
    F5
And if you're a croney,
     G5
Then suck on my boney,
    F5
And if you are groovy,
     G5
Then get in my movie,

It's called:

Outro:
    A5   G5  F5   E5 A5
The pick of des-ti-ny,
    D5   A5 F5   E5 A5
The pick of des-ti-ny.