right......i am Neil and this is my tribute tab

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play fig.1 over this

This is the greatest and best song in the world...
Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon
In the middle... of the road.
AND HE SAID:

fig.2
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play fig.2 over this

"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls."

play fig.1

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
And we each said..."Okay." 

       Am                          G
and we played the first thing that came to our heads,
F
Just so happened to be,
    Am               G
The best song in the world,
           F
It was the best song in the world.
D                         Fmaj7
Look into my eyes and its easy to see
        C                      G
One and one make two, two and one make three,
       Fmaj7*
It was destiny.
D                          Fmaj7
Once evry hundred thousand years or so,
         C                      G
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
        Fmaj7*
And the grass doth grow.

play fig.1 over this

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwampy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "nay. We are but men."
Rock!
D     Fmaj7 C       G
Ahhh, Ahhh, Ahhh-Ah-Ah 
Fmaj7*
Whoahhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
Am              G                    Am
This is not the greatest song in the world, no.
               G   Am
This is just a tribute.

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                      G                    Am
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, yeah NO!
          G   A        Asus2   Asus2/G
This is a tribute, oh, oh 
                Dsus2/F#    Fsus2
To the greatest song in the world,
    Asus2     Asus2/G          Dsus2/F#    Fsus2
All right! It was the greatest song in the world,
    Asus2             Asus2/G
All right! It was the best mutha***in' song 
    Dsus2/F#             Fsus2
The greatest song in the world all right.

Vocal interlude. (chords are the same if you want to play them)

guitar solo: Asus2 Asus2/G Dsus2/F# Fsus2

Asus2                     Asus2/G
And the peculiar thing is this my friends,
    Dsus2/F#             Fsus2
The song we sang on that fatefull nightit
       Asus2          Asus2/G            Dsus2/F#
Didn't actually sound anything like this song!
Fsus2          Asus2
This is just a tribute
    Asus2/G       Dsus2/F#
You gotta believe it!
      Fsus2         Asus2
And i wish you were there!
            Asus2/G     Dsus2/F#
it's just a matter of opinion
Fsus2       Asus2       Asus2/G
  Ah, ***!   Good God, God lovin'
        Dsus2/F#        Fsus2
Are you so surprised to find you can't stop it.

please rate it well :)