Intro, slow verse and chorus:
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This is for the ladies...but fellas, listen closely...
D F#m
You don?t always have to fuck her hard.
Em A
In fact sometimes that?s not right to do.
D F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
Em A
and fuckin? give her some smooches too.
Bm G Bm G
Sometimes you?ve got to squeeze, sometimes you?ve got to say please,
D A
sometimes you got to say hey,
D F#m Em A
I?m gonna fuck you softly. I?m gonna screw you gently.
D F#m Em A
I?m gonna hump you sweetly. I?m gonna bone you discreetly.
Bm G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D A
And then you say wait a minute sally,
Bm G E
I think I?ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
That?s fuckin? teamwork.
-Verse-
D F#m
What?s your favorite posish(position)
Em A D
That?s cool with me, it?s not my favorite, but I?ll do it for you.
D F#m
What?s you favorite dish?
Em A
I?m not gonna cook it but I?ll order it from Zanzibar.
-Chorus 2-
(loud) Bm G
And then I?m gonna love you completely
(soft) D A
and then I?ll fuckin? fuck you discreetly
(loud) Bm G
and then I?ll fuckin? bone you completely
F#5 Em A C G D
and then I?m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
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Bb7 C D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd
Invisible (Tab)