intro: D E G A Verse 1: A D She says she can't go out tonight again E Her sister's sick, she's gotta babysit G A Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse D Now you didn't hear this from me E But things aren't always what they seem G A Brace yourself this may come as a shock to you A D Girls lie too Chorus: G Em We don't care how much money you make A D What you drive, or what you weigh G Em Size don't matter anyway A D Girls lie too G Em Don't think you're the only ones A D Who bend it, break it, stretch it some D Em We learned from you A D Girls lie too D E G A Verse 2: D We can't wait to hear about you round of golf E Love to see deer heads hangin' on the walls G A And we like Hooters for their hot wings too D Other guys never cross our minds E We don't wonder what it might be like G A How could it be any better than it is with you A D Girls lie too Repeat chorus 2nd Chorus: A D Yeah, girls lie too G Em We always forgive and forget A D The cards and flowers you never sent Em G Will never be brought up again A D Girls lie too G Em Old gray sweat pants turn us on A D We like your friends, and we love your mom Em G And that's the truth A D Girls lie too E G Yeah, that's the truth A D Girls lie too Outro: D E G A (Say while playing outro) No, we don't care how much hair you have Yeah, that looks good Comb it over like that. Prr