intro: D5 E5 G5 A5

Verse 1:

A5            D5
She says she can't go out tonight again
E5
Her sister's sick, she's gotta babysit
G5                                    A5
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse
D5
Now you didn't hear this from me
E5
But things aren't always what they seem
G5                                          A5
Brace yourself this may come as a shock to you
A5         D5
Girls lie too


Chorus:
G5                      E5
We don't care how much money you make 
A5               D5
What you drive, or what you weigh
G5                 E5
Size don't matter anyway
A5         D5
Girls lie too
G5                      E5
Don't think you're the only ones
A5                      D5
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some
D5               E5
We learned from you
A5         D5
Girls lie too

D5 E5 G5 A5

Verse 2:

D5
We can't wait to hear about you round of golf
E5
Love to see deer heads hangin' on the walls
G5                                       A5
And we like Hooters for their hot wings too
D5
Other guys never cross our minds
E5
We don't wonder what it might be like 
G5                                          A5
How could it be any better than it is with you
A5         D5
Girls lie too

Repeat chorus

2nd Chorus:

A5               D5
Yeah, girls lie too
G5         E5
We always forgive and forget
A5                         D5
The cards and flowers you never sent
E5                    G5
Will never be brought up again
A5         D5
Girls lie too
G5                    E5
Old gray sweat pants turn us on
A5                     D5
We like your friends, and we love your mom
E5             G5
And that's the truth
A5         D5
Girls lie too
E5                G5
Yeah, that's the truth
A5         D5
Girls lie too


Outro: D5 E5 G5 A5

(Say while playing outro)
No, we don't care how much hair you have
Yeah, that looks good
Comb it over like that.
Prr