ARTIST:TESLA SONG: Signs VERSE 1 C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)the sign says long haired freaky people need not apply D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) ASo (x02220@1)I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why Bm (x24432@1) GHe (320003@1)said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) ASo (x02220@1)I took off my cap and said imagine that, me working for you CHORUS D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) GSigns, (320003@1)signs, everywhere signs D (xx0232@1) GFuckin' (320003@1)up the scenery, messin' my mind D (xx0232@1) ADo (x02220@1)this, don't do that C (x32010@1) Driff (xx0232@1)(intro) Can't you read the sign? VERSE 2 And the sign read anybody caught tresspassing will be shot on site So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey, what gives you the right To put up a fence to keep me out, or to keep mother nature in If God were here he'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner CHORUSx1 BRIDGE-- D/ --(RUN) --E/F#/G AAnd (x02220@1)say now mister can't you read G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)you gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat D (xx0232@1) Ayou (x02220@1)can't watch, no you cant eat G (320003@1) D----------------(intro) you aint supposed to be here stop-- And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside solo (over chorus progression) VERSE3 And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray And they passed the plate at the end of it all and I didn't have a penny to pay So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign It said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine CHORUS x1