So, this is my first time doing a tab on here, hope I do it right!

Oh, and you'll have to listen to the song to get the rhythm down for yourself and how 
want to play it.

I just use bar chords for this song:

Fm   x-8-10-10-9-8-|
A#m  6-8-8-6-6-6---|
C#   x-4-6-6-6-4---|
C    x-3-5-5-5-3---|
Bm   x-2-4-4-3-2---|
C#m  x-4-6-6-5-4---|
G#m  3-5-5-3-3-3---|

The strumming is offbeat from the vocals
Each chord/vocal line below is four beats/strokes

Okay, so there's the little intro part, then

Ugh

  FmLucy's (133111@1)a goth chick spit in the face of a
  FmJock (133111@1)at the mosh pit then the kid lost it
  FmSaw (133111@1)her at the mall at the local Hot Topic
  FmHer (133111@1)boyfriend was pickin out a new chain wallet
  A#m
Lucy's all talk she really ain't got no
  A#m
Heart for a fight she'd rather seen an art show
  A#m
Beat her face down till she looked like a Picasso
  A#m
Even ripped the ring out her boyfriend's nostril
  FmBrother's (133111@1)outside smokin on a Newport
  FmHeard (133111@1)about his sister runnin through the food court
  FmRan (133111@1)right over the dude from the shoe store
  FmRumored (133111@1)that he jumped down two floors Oh Lord
  A#m
Came right up behind him
  A#m
The kid didn't see him
  C#I've (x43121@1)never seen that look
  COn (x32010@1)another human being

  FmBats (133111@1)in the belfry (Hoo Hah!)
  FmRotten (133111@1)on the vine (heh-heh heh heh)
  FmCan't (133111@1)keep my eyes closed (Hoo Hah!)
  FmSunny (133111@1)all the time
  A#m
Put your hands where I can see em boy
  A#m
Keep em up high
  C#This (x43121@1)place
  CHas (x32010@1)gone
  FmCrazy (133111@1)
  FmMona (133111@1)from Sonoma Arizona
  FmDrove (133111@1)to California in a beat up Toyota
  FmReading (133111@1)Deepak Chopra
  FmAnd (133111@1)singing Champagne Supernova
  A#m
Life it ain't all roses though
  A#m
You go where you're supposed to go
  A#m
Woke up in a mobile home
  A#m
Your kidneys sold in Tokyo
  FmJumping (133111@1)off the double-wide running through the trailer park
  FmTearing (133111@1)off the duct tape wearing just a pair of socks
  FmTerry (133111@1)cloth undies in the parents' pocket
  FmHysterics (133111@1)with their shirts off
  A#m
Crying with their hair in knots
  A#m
Smelling like Smirnoff
  C#I (x43121@1)think the drugs are
  CWearing (x32010@1)off

  FmBats (133111@1)in the belfry (Hoo Hah!)
  FmRotten (133111@1)on the vine (heh-heh heh heh)
  FmCan't (133111@1)keep my eyes closed (Hoo Hah!)
  FmSunny (133111@1)all the time
  A#m
Put your hands where I can see em boy
  A#m
Keep em up high
  C#This (x43121@1)place
  CHas (x32010@1)gone
  FmCrazy (133111@1)
  BmOoooh (x24432@1)Oooooh

Trumpet solo and scat part:
  C#m
  G#m
(you can figure out the vocals :D)

  Fm (133111@1)  FmDaddy's (133111@1)little President
  FmNever (133111@1)found the evidence
  FmHeaven (133111@1)sent lemon-scented
  FmMedicine (133111@1)they fed us with
  A#m
Said a speech read it off the
  A#m
Telemprompter
  A#m
Fly away in an Army
  A#m
Helicopter
  FmHeavy (133111@1)metal concerts
  FmIn (133111@1)the yellow Mazda
  FmJello (133111@1)shots and marijuana
  FmGoin (133111@1)off to war now
  A#m
A whole bunch of mobsters
  A#m
Lookin for Osama Bin
  C#La-da-da-da (x43121@1)  CLa-da-da-da (x32010@1)
  FmBats (133111@1)in the belfry (Hoo Hah!)
  FmRotten (133111@1)on the vine (heh-heh heh heh)
  FmCan't (133111@1)keep my eyes closed (Hoo Hah!)
  FmSunny (133111@1)all the time
  A#m
Put your hands where I can see em boy
  A#m
Keep em up high
  C#This (x43121@1)place
 CHas (x32010@1)gone
  FmCrazy (133111@1)
Have fun!