Let me start by saying I didn't write this song, and I based this off previous tabs of this song. 
I just found the previous ones not giving enough information, being to inaccurate 
or having parts completly wrong.

This tab doesn't require a Capo, but it may depending on your voice.

If you find any errors or problems please comment and I'll try and fix it right away. C:

E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G B (x2444x@1)name="chord_022000@1">e
                -----------
        G (320003@1)     3 2 0 0 3 3
        -       -----------
        F# (244322@1)    2 - 0 0 3 3
        -       -----------
        Bm (x24432@1)    - 2 4 4 3 2
        -       -----------
        C (x32010@1)     0 1 0 2 3 0
        -       -----------
        Em (022000@1)    0 0 0 2 2 0
        -       -----------
        Am (x02210@1)    0 1 2 2 0 0
        -       -----------
        D (xx0232@1)     2 3 2 0 0 0

2nd Verse:
             
Into: G Bm C G -(Change fast)- F# Em Am C D

G (320003@1)              BmThere's (x24432@1)a bear inside your stomach

C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)F#The (244322@1)cub's been kicking from within.

Em (022000@1)                Am (x02210@1)He's loud, though without vocal chords

C (x32010@1)              DWe'll (xx0232@1)put an end to him

G (320003@1)            BmWe'll (x24432@1)make all the right appointments

C (x32010@1)            G- (320003@1)(Change To Next Line fast)
No one ever has to know.

F# (244322@1)       Em (022000@1)              AmAnd (x02210@1)then tomorrow I'll turn 21

C (x32010@1)               DWe'll (xx0232@1)script another show

G (320003@1)               BmWe'll (x24432@1)play charades up in the Chelsea

C (x32010@1)                   G (320003@1)       F#Drink (244322@1)champagne although you shouldn't be.

Em (022000@1)           Am (x02210@1)                C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)  
We'll be blind and dumb until we fall asleep

G (320003@1)              
None of our friends will come

Bm (x24432@1)         
They dodge our calls.

C (x32010@1)                 G- (320003@1)(Change To Next Line fast)
And they have for quite a while now

F# (244322@1)          EIt's (022100@1)not a shock
                    Am (x02210@1)   C (x32010@1)               DYou (xx0232@1)don't seem to mind and I just can't see how.

1st Chorus:
          C (x32010@1)   BmWe're (x24432@1)too old

Am (x02210@1)        DWe're (xx0232@1)not old, old at all
    
     C (x32010@1)    Bm (x24432@1)      
Just too old

Am (x02210@1)        DWe're (xx0232@1)not old, old, old at all

2nd Verse:

G (320003@1)              BmThere's (x24432@1)a bear inside your stomach

C (x32010@1)                 G- (320003@1)(Change To Next Line fast)
The cub's been kicking you for weeks

F# (244322@1)         Em (022000@1)           AmAnd (x02210@1)if this isn't all a dream

C (x32010@1)                DWell (xx0232@1)then we'll cut him from beneath

G (320003@1)               BmWell (x24432@1)we're not scared of making caves

C (x32010@1)              G- (320003@1)(Change To Next Line fast)
Or finding food for him to eat

F# (244322@1)      Em (022000@1)           AmWe're (x02210@1)terrified of one another

C (x32010@1)               DAnd (xx0232@1)terrified of what that means
 
               G (320003@1)          Bm (x24432@1)    
But we'll make only quick decisions

C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)      F#And (244322@1)you'll just keep my in the waiting room

Em (022000@1)              AmAnd (x02210@1)all the while I'll know we're fucked

C (x32010@1)               DAnd (xx0232@1)not getting unfucked soon

G (320003@1)              BmWhen (x24432@1)we get home we're bigger strangers

C (x32010@1)            G- (320003@1)(Change To Next Line fast)
than we've ever been before

F# (244322@1)         Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)        C (x32010@1)                DYou (xx0232@1)sit in front of snowy television, suitcase on the floor

2nd Chorus:

C (x32010@1)    BmWe're (x24432@1)too old

Am (x02210@1)   DWe're (xx0232@1)not old, old at all.

C (x32010@1)    BmJust (x24432@1)too old

Am (x02210@1)   DWe're (xx0232@1)not old, old at all.

C (x32010@1)    BmJust (x24432@1)too old

Am (x02210@1)   DWe're (xx0232@1)not old, old at all.

C (x32010@1)    BmJust (x24432@1)too old

Am (x02210@1)   DWe're (xx0232@1)not old, old at all.

C (x32010@1)    BmJust (x24432@1)too old

Am (x02210@1)   DWe're (xx0232@1)not old, old at all.

C (x32010@1)    BmJust (x24432@1)too old

Am (x02210@1)  DWe're (xx0232@1)not old, old, old at all.