2nd Verse:
             
Into: G Bm C G -(Change fast)- F# Em Am C D 

           G                Bm
There's a bear inside your stomach

               C                 G  F#
The cub's been kicking from within.

      Em                  Am 
He's loud, though without vocal chords

      C                D
We'll put an end to him


            G              Bm
We'll make all the right appointments

       C              G - (Change To Next Line fast)
No one ever has to know.

F#         Em                Am
And then tomorrow I'll turn 21

       C                 D
We'll script another show


             G                 Bm
We'll play charades up in the Chelsea

         C                     G         F#
Drink champagne although you shouldn't be.

         Em             Am                  C   D    
We'll be blind and dumb until we fall asleep


             G                
None of our friends will come

      Bm           
They dodge our calls.

          C                   G - (Change To Next Line fast)
And they have for quite a while now

F#            E
It's not a shock
                    Am     C                 D
You don't seem to mind and I just can't see how.


1st Chorus:
          C     Bm
We're too old

          Am          D
We're not old, old at all
    
     C      Bm        
Just too old

          Am          D
We're not old, old, old at all


2nd Verse:

          G                Bm
There's a bear inside your stomach

               C                   G - (Change To Next Line fast)
The cub's been kicking you for weeks

F#           Em             Am
And if this isn't all a dream

                C                  D
Well then we'll cut him from beneath

               G                 Bm
Well we're not scared of making caves

            C                G - (Change To Next Line fast)
Or finding food for him to eat

F#        Em             Am
We're terrified of one another

         C                 D
And terrified of what that means
 
               G            Bm      
But we'll make only quick decisions

                C              G        F#
And you'll just keep my in the waiting room

     Em                Am
And all the while I'll know we're fucked

        C                 D
And not getting unfucked soon

             G                Bm
When we get home we're bigger strangers 

           C              G - (Change To Next Line fast)
than we've ever been before

F#           Em           Am          C                  D
You sit in front of snowy television, suitcase on the floor


2nd Chorus:

          C      Bm
We're too old

          Am     D
We're not old, old at all.

         C      Bm
Just too old

          Am     D
We're not old, old at all.

         C      Bm
Just too old

          Am     D
We're not old, old at all.

         C      Bm
Just too old

          Am     D
We're not old, old at all.

         C      Bm
Just too old

          Am     D
We're not old, old at all.

         C      Bm
Just too old

          Am    D
We're not old, old, old at all.