Key:? (This song is all sort of crazy but the closes I can come is E or A) Intro: E5 C5 A5 F#5 B5 C#5 E5 B5 B5 Verse: 1 E5 Through the mist of smoke and flame C5 Rides a man, a mighty lord A5 His foes fall in pain F#5 Women cry his name E5 B5 The gift of rock his reward E5 With a voice that can power light bulbs C5 Wound a bear and shatter souls A5 He calms the hounds of Hades F#5 All the single ladies E5 Put your hands up B5 Rock 'n Roll Verse: 2 E5 Under rock and craggy mountain C5 In the ancient hall he dwells A5 His piano shines with glory F#5 He sings an ancient story E5 B5 Of betrayal by the Elves Commentary: 1 Wait, sorry. Ancient halls? Elves? You're making me a dwarf, aren't you? No, no. You are a mighty warrior E5 His six brothers, grim and C5 They saw a maid, as white as snow A5 A magic mirror found her F#5 Now she's off, they flounder E5 B5 Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work he goes Commentary: 2 Ah, thanks. I'm a dwarf then, a Disney dwarf Yes, yes! A mighty, mighty dwarf! Bridge: 1 A5 E5 Man of earth and man of fire D5 G5 C5 Battle brothers to the core B5 A5 Valor soaring ever higher D5 F#5 B5 But we're empty, lost without one more Verse: 3 E5 Hello, my name is Lee G5 C5 A5 And I play the guitar OOOOOOOHHHHHH D5 B5 And I play the guitar! Commentary: 3 What? Chorus: 1 C5 G5 And so we ride onwards to destiny B5 D5 E5 Our foes and enemies slain A5 F#5 Fighting fierce beasts, eating their meats A5 D5 B5 We ride! E5 And Awesome's our name Commentary: 4 Jordon! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! But no, I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire Ya, you have to pick something different Lee! Riding on a skeleton horse of... water! What? A waterhorse? You mean like a seahorse? Well, at least I'm not riding on a chicken! Who said I'm riding on a chicken? Benny! Riding on a chicken! But why do I have to ride a chicken? You guys got to choose yours! I want to ride a dragon! Chorus: 2 C5 G5 And so we ride onwards to destiny B5 D5 E5 On horse, seahorse, and hen A5 F#5 Evil destroyed, homeless employed A5 D5 B5 We ride! E5 From now till the end D5 A5 And in the misty halls of Asgard F5 C5 Where the Gods watch over man D5 E5 A5 D5 They tried to curse the Axis for our pride B5 A5 But alas, we were too awesome F5 C5 Their powers weak against our might D5 F5 So we kicked them in the balls B5 And then they cried Chorus: 3 C5 G5 And so we ride onwards to destiny B5 D5 E5 With swords and weapons and shit A5 Lightning will flash F#5 Thunder will clash A5 D5 A5 We ride into infinity! C#5 F#5 We fly and don't need a plane B5 Ab5 We'll fill you with love B5 E5 Bb5 Till heaven and earth combine! F#5 And Awesome's our name
