Song: Shaved Off His Beard
Artist: The Beards
Album: Beards Beards Beards

Strumming Riff Thingo That goes throughout the Verses
You can even play the chords Em and G instead of 0-3 If you really feel like it

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E|-0-------|
B|-1-------|
G|-2-2-----|
D|-2-------|
A|-0-------|
E|-----0-3-|
            


            Am
Well, there once was a man
And that man had a Beard
     G
He shaved off his Beard
              Am
And now he's dead!
          Am
And there once was a girl
And her husband had a Beard
     G
She asked him to shave It off
               Am
And now she's dead!

           Dm
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
           Am
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
          G
Now he's dead!
         Am Bm C
Now he's dead!
             Dm
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
             Am
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
  G                         Am
Grow up Beard or you'll be dead!

          Am
Well the Girl and the Man,
they each had a funeral,
     G                           Am
the people who attended are now dead.
         Am
So the grave digger came,
to bury the bodies,
G                               Am
and he had a beard and cant be killed.

          Dm
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
          Am
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
       G
Had a Beard
          Am Bm C
Can't be killed!
          Dm
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
          Am
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
G                          Am
Had a Beard and can't be killed!

            Am
Well, there once was a man
And his name was Daren Hitch
     G
He shaved off his Beard
               Am
And now he's shit!

           Dm
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
           Am
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
           G
Now he's shit!
         Am Bm C
Now he's shit!
           Dm
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
           Am
Hitch is shit! (Hitch is shit!)
  G                                 Am
Shaved off his Beard and now he's shit!