Intro: [ A5 ] [ C5 ] [ E5 ] / [ A5 ] [ C5 ] [ F5 ]

  (verse 1)
[ A5 ] Warped by the [ C5 ] river and [ E5 ] damned by the lake
I am [ A5 ] waiting for [ C5 ] you to [ F5 ] attack
I [ A5 ] killed all the [ C5 ] insects and [ E5 ] filmed my mistakes
I'm just [ A5 ] waiting for [ C5 ] you to come [ F5 ] back

[ A5 ] [ C5 ] [ E5 ] / [ A5 ] [ C5 ] [ F5 ]

  (verse 2)
[ A5 ] Kick up the [ C5 ] carcass and [ E5 ] stamp on it's face 
I've been [ A5 ] waiting for the [ C5 ] next time we [ F5 ] dance
The [ A5 ] longer you [ C5 ] leave it the [ E5 ] longer you'll haunt me
And the [ A5 ] weaker the [ C5 ] ghost of our [ F5 ] chance

  (chorus)
Drunk and [ G5 ] stupid, high and [ F5 ] friendly
O [ C5 ] princess it was the good times that [ G5 ] saved me
When I was [ F5 ] evil, when I was [ C5 ] careless
But now I am [ G5 ] useful, now we are [ F5 ] perfect
And this is all [ C5 ] legal

  (instrumental)
[ F5 ] [ F5 ] [ G5 ] / [ C5 ] [ E5 ] [ A5 ] x2

  (chorus)
Drunk and [ G5 ] stupid, high and [ F5 ] friendly
Oh, oh, o [ C5 ] princess it was the good times that [ G5 ] saved me
When I was [ F5 ] evil, when I was [ C5 ] careless
Now I am [ G5 ] useful, now we are [ F5 ] perfect
This all [ C5 ] legal

  (reprise)
[ A5 ] Warped by the [ C5 ] river and [ E5 ] damned by the lake
I am [ A5 ] waiting for [ C5 ] you to [ F5 ] attack