Intro: C Am Em F x2


 C               Am                      Em                    F
Love, it's like a hurricane: it happens in Florida, it gets into everything.

 C               Am                          Em                     F
Love, it's like a monster truck: it fills up whole stadiums, but it crushes 


smaller trucks

 C               Am                  Em                                F
Love, it's like a marmoset: it may be small and cute, but sometimes it eats 


its young

 C               Am                     Em                      F
Love, it's like a trailer park: ugly but functional, the rent is cheap 


enough

 C                Am                            Em
Love, it's like an interstate: it gets you from place to place, but it?s 

              F
littered with dead raccoons

 C               Am                           Em
Love, it's like a garbage man: it collects waste and filth, it smells like 

F
rotting flesh

 C               Am                                Em
Love, it's like a newborn child: seems interesting when it?s young, gets 

           F
pedestrian after a while

 C              Am                        Em                F      C
Love, it's like a hurricane: it happens in Florida, it destroys everything.


Repeat Am Em F C to the end of the song.