Intro: C5 A5 E5 F5 x2


 C5               A5                      E5                    F5
Love, it's like a hurricane: it happens in Florida, it gets into everything.

 C5               A5                          E5                     F5
Love, it's like a monster truck: it fills up whole stadiums, but it crushes 


smaller trucks

 C5               A5                  E5                                F5
Love, it's like a marmoset: it may be small and cute, but sometimes it eats 


its young

 C5               A5                     E5                      F5
Love, it's like a trailer park: ugly but functional, the rent is cheap 


enough

 C5                A5                            E5
Love, it's like an interstate: it gets you from place to place, but it?s 

              F5
littered with dead raccoons

 C5               A5                           E5
Love, it's like a garbage man: it collects waste and filth, it smells like 

F5
rotting flesh

 C5               A5                                E5
Love, it's like a newborn child: seems interesting when it?s young, gets 

           F5
pedestrian after a while

 C5              A5                        E5                F5      C5
Love, it's like a hurricane: it happens in Florida, it destroys everything.


Repeat A5 E5 F5 C5 to the end of the song.