B5 D5 Slow dancing tight A5 B5 My barren heart and I B5 D5 Your name used to taste so sweet A5 B5 Then you beat the love right out of me B5 D5 It's a mystery how people behave! A5 B5 How we long for a life as a slave B5 D5 When he kissed me I gladly gave in A5 B5 To a fight nobody could win Man, he left me blue And if I could I would do it too I tell you now like I told you before Love is a powerful force And it's a mystery how people behave! How we long for a life as a slave And tumble into any open arms That will only ever do you harm E5 Oh, you you it's always you B5 The best kisser that I ever knew E5 True love is cruel love B5 Not much to be proud of E5 Nerve-wrecking acrobatic backwards bend B5 F5 B5 All for a happy end It's a mystery how people behave! How we worry ourselves to the grave When he kissed me I lost everything Then I got up and did it again Oh you you, it's always you, the hardest hitter that I ever knew True love is cruel love Not much to be proud of Ass-kissing mercy-missing faithless friend All for a happy end