Tom: B5

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? 
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I'M NOT WHO I WANT TO BE
      

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I TRIED SPOT CREAM AN? I TRIED IT ALL 
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I'M CRAWLING       UP THE WALL!


          E5 F#5 G5 A5    E5 F#5 G5 A5   E5 F#5 G5 A5  B5
WHAT'S MY NAAAAME.... NAAAAME....NAAAAME....

I TRIED TO JOIN A PING-PONG CLUB, SIGN ON THE DOOR

      SAID ALL FULL UP!

I GOT NICKED, FIGHTING IN THE ROAD AN' THE JUDGE

      DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT?S MY NAME
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DAD GOT PISSED SO I GOT CLOCKED
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COULDN?T HEAR THE TANNOY SO HE LOST THE LOT 
D5
OFFERS MUM A BRIBE THROUGH THE LETTER BOX 
E5
DRIVES YOU FUCKING MAD

WHAT?S MY NAME

NOW I'M ROUND THE BACK OF YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT 

PEEPING IN THE WINDOW - ARE YOU SLEEPING TIGHT?

I LAUGH AT YOUR LOCKS WITH MY CELLOID STRIP 

AN' YOU WON?T KNOW WHO CAME
          E5 F#5 G5 A5    E5 F#5 G5 A5   E5 F#5 G5 A5  B5
WHAT'S MY NAAAAME.... NAAAAME....NAAAAME....
          E5 F#5 G5 A5    E5 F#5 G5 A5   E5 F#5 G5 A5  B5 B5  E5
WHAT'S MY NAAAAME.... NAAAAME....NAAAAME....