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So meanwhile back at the ranch My boy 
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you groveled for an olive branch
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Your arms out stretched Fabrication spoken
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You severed all ties and the bond was broken
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You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy,
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And it makes me sick
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You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy

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Meanwhile back at the bar
Big time Charlie gone too far
Bore him with your stories
With all that you know
You know everything from wikipedia and it shows
Because its full of sh*t and so are you
You are a weasel
An I've had a birds eye view

You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy

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And it makes me sick

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In -a- bit (on 3rd one)

So everyone is at your place cameras out for facebook
Chewin' the face
Not one is a friend
There is a reason for this
The pragmatics of which you seem to have missed

You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy and it makes me sick
You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy

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Em1 - D5 - Em1 - A5 - B5 - E5

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And it makes me sick

Whistle (Verse)

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And it makes me sick


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