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They say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well
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Now he's preaching just to buy jelly rolls
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Old deacon jones he was a preaching king
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Man they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing
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Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
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They call that religion (they call that religion)
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They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies


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Ted Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs
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He was a friend of the president and everything
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he said live your life right man, keep your hands clean
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well they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines
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Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
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They call the religion (they call that religion)
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They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies


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Ole Elron was a preacher now just the same 
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He had the millionaires now playing his game,
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He said uh, I got a science of a different kind well 
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follow me movie stars move objects with your mind
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Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
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They call that religion (they call that religion)
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They call that religion but you know he went to hell when he died


Break 

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Yeah they call that religion (they call that religion)
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They call that religion (they call that religion)
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They call that religion but you know they're going to hell when they die