This is how I play this song. Standard tuning, capo on 2. This tallies with the key they're in.



G                                   C
All I wanna eat is cherry licorice, I don't care if it sounds ridiculous

C        F         D     F             C         D
Even the birds and bees, eat how they damn well please



G                                        C
I don't wanna work for no dead waitress, I don't have that kind of patience,


C       F          D         F       C       D
Sitting around all day, with never a word to say,

G                                C
Raccoon's dead the city's windy, all I think about is Cindy,


C       F          D          F          C    D
All the ladies and gents, are covered in excrement,


G
All I wanna eat etc...


G                                       C
High along a hill, through the thistle, past the factory, across the trestle,

C            F       D      F         C       D
the teachers slit my wrist, for every class I miss,

G                                          C
He was like a fire she was like a feather, it was hell to live together,

C          F      D         F          C        D
I bid them all so long, I'm happy them days are gone,



All I wanna eat etc...

G                                         C
All she wants to drink is lemon spritzer, she don't care if the image fits her,

C            F           D     F          C     D
Who wants to spend their time, choking on lemon rind?,


G       B7                Em      C    G        B7                Em     C
cos I'm high on halloween candy again, and your lips are sweet as brandy again (repeat)