Tabbed by: The Valrus


Tuning:    Standard

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(If you absolutely *must* try to play this part on a guitar.)

                                (The chords given are played on an autoharp.)

Verse: [ C ]

Biss: [ C ] [ F ] [ G ]

Outro: [N.C.]

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Verse: [ D ] [ Em ] [ Bm ] [ A   A  A  D  D  A  A ]

Pre-chorus (I guess that's what you'd call it): [G] [A] [D] [C]

Weird thing after verse: [ G G G G G G C# C# C# C# C# C# ]

Bridge: [ D ] [ F ] [ G ] [ Bb ] [ C ]

Chords over solo: [ D5 ] [ A5 ] [ D5 ] [ A5 ] [ C5 ]

Outro: [N.C.]

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Verse: [ D ] [ Bm ] [ G ] [ D ]
(Until "You can tell me anything that you want, 'cept I started seeing Jenny")

After that, there's not repetition to the chords, so:

 [ Am ]
I started seeing Jenny.

[ Cm ]
        My Jenny?
        
[ Bm ]
        And he looked down at the floor.
        
   [ G ]                           [ A ]      [ D ]
You know damn well she ain't your Jenny no more.

          [ D ]                        [ Am ]
And I said Get her on the phone.

                      [ G ]                [ F# ]
Don't you think it's a little late?

                       [ Bm ]
No I don't think it's a little late.

     [ A ]                                [ D ]
But I went out the room cause I knew I'd better wait.

[ E ]                            [ B ]
    So I went down to her dad's bakery and she said
        
[ E ]                                  [ B ]
    I'm gonna go outside, take a break, smoke a cigarette.
        
   [ A ]                    [ E ]
I'm still surprised at how mad you get.

[ F# ]
Well what'd you expect?

        [ G ]                        [ F# ]
That you wouldn't try to wreck your little brother's happiness.

          [ D ]
And I said Listen to you!

[ G ]                        [ D ]
        I know what you're trying to do.
        
   [ A ]
And what whould that be?

[ Bb ]                                           [ A ]
    Mess with Michael's head as some kind of revenge back at me.

    [ D ]                           [ Bm ]
So I drove up to Springfield in my wife's new car

     [ Bm ]                       [ G ]           [ D ]
And I went and had a drink at my buddy's old bar.

Outro: [ C ]    [ Dm ]    [ Am ]

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