(intro) (4x) E E7 E E | -----0----------- | -0----0----0--- | | B | -----0---0---0--- | -0----0----0--- | | G | -1---1---1---1--- | -1----1----1--- | | D | -2---2---2---2--- | -2----0----2--- | | A | -2-------2---2--- | -2----0----2--- | | E | -0-----------0--- | -----------0--- | | (verse) E E A E | -------0------------------- | ------0----0----0--- | B | -------0------0-------0---- | ------0----2----2--- | G | -1-----1------1-------1---- | -1----1----2----0--- | D | -2-----2------2-------2---- | -2----2----2----0--- | A | -2------------2-------2---- | -2---------0----0--- | E | -0--------------------0---- | -0------------------ | Baby's in the kitchen on the big black trombone E E7 E A I'm in the bedroom on the cursed phone E E7 A G A G E | -----0------------------ | ------0------------- | B | -2---2----0------0------ | -2----2----0---0---- | G | -2---2----0------0------ | -2----2----0---0---- | D | -2---2----0------0------ | -2----2----0---0---- | A | -0--------2------2------ | -0---------2---2---- | E | ----------3------------- | -----------3---0---- | Everybody laughs when the band goes too slow A G A G Meeting every Tuesday in a club in Soho E A E I'm just dreaming on Rockefeller Plaza E7 E E7 E A Paul's in the hall with the bedroom plaything E E7 E A He's wishing he could give her a damn good thrashing E E7 A G A G Everybody cries, "Well, good for you, Paul! A G A G We never liked her very much at all." E A E I'm just dreaming on Rockefeller Plaza E7 E E7 (refr?o) E D E E A G E E | -----0------------ | -2--2----------- | -------0---------------- | -0------------ | B | -----0---0----0--- | -3--3-------0--- | -------0----0-----0----- | -2---0---0--0- | G | -1---1---1----1--- | -2--2---1---1--- | -1-----1----1-----1----- | -2---0---1--1- | D | -2---2---2----2--- | -0--0---2---2--- | -2-----2----2-----2----- | -2---0---2--0- | A | -2-------2----2--- | ----0---2---2--- | -2----------2-----2----- | -0---2---2--0- | E | -0------------0--- | --------0------- | -0----------------0----- | -----3---0---- | I'm just waiting on magic shoes, got three wee chords, and I just can't lose E D E E A G E I'm just finding my own way there, I lost my voice and I grew my hair E E7 E E7 (verse) E A Well, brother John's long gone, keeps his nose clean E E7 E A He's sucking on a black and white TV screen E E7 A G A G E | -----------------5----------3--- | ----5------3--- | B | ---------5-------5-----3----3--- | -5--5--3---3--- | G | ---------6-------6-----4----4--- | -6--6--4---4--- | D | ---------7-------7-----5----5--- | -7--7--5---5--- | A | ---------7-------7-----5----5--- | -7--7--5---5--- | E | ---------5-------------3-------- | -5-----3------- | Well, he says he got a girl and a paper memory A G A G Pictures on the wall and a dog named Henry E A E I'm just dreaming on Rockefeller Plaza. E7 E E7 E A Well, Ella's in the band but she's always solo E E7 E A She's dressed in rags and covered in dayglo E E7 A G A G Banging on the drums like a big white throwback A G A G Screaming all the while at her husband, poor Jack! E A E I'm just dreaming of Rockefeller Plaza E7 E E7 (refr?o) E D E Well I'm just waiting on pigs to fly E A G E Got cold dead brains and a reason why E D E I just better move half as slow E A G E As be your dog and your one man show (break - played twice) (repeat three times) E | ------0-------------- | -0------------------- | | B | ------0----0----0---- | -0--------------0---- | | G | -1----1----1----1---- | -7----6----7----1---- | | D | -2----2----2----2---- | -6----5----6----0---- | | A | -2---------2----2---- | -7----6----7----0---- | | E | -0--------------0---- | -0----0----0--------- | | E | ------0-------------- | -0---------0--------- | | B | ------0----0--------- | -2----0----2----0---- | | G | -1----1----1----0---- | -2----0----2----0---- | | D | -2----2----2----0---- | -2----0----2----0---- | | A | -2---------2----2---- | -0----2----0----2---- | | E | -0--------------3---- | ------3---------3---- | | (refr?o) E D E I'm just waiting on magic shoes E A G E Got three wee chords, and I just can't lose E D E I'm just finding my own way there E A G E Oh I lost my voice and I grew my hair E D E I'm just waiting on pigs to fly E A G E Got cold dead brains and a reason why E D E If I just didn't move half as slow E A G E I'd be your dog and your one man show ( E E7 E E7 E )