A5
He met her at the Mallard, everything was going great
A5
He said, "Hello, my name is Terry. Can I take you on a date?"
D5
He picked her up at 7:00, everything was going fine
A5
They had a little bit of beer and a lot of red wine
E5
She invited him in cuz it was getting late
E5        A5
She said, "I slept with Terry, and it wasn't that great."

A5
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry
D5                       A5
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry
E5                       E5
A5
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry

"I slept with Terry, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
A5
He woke up in the morning with an aching head
A5
He rolled over and said "Baby, was I good in bed?"
D5
She said, "you passed out, you woke up, you puked on my cat
A5
I want you out of my apartment in 10 seconds flat."
E5
A5
He didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to say

"But from the smell of his skin, he'd been drinking all day"

A5
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry,
D5                       A5
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry,
E5                       E5                      A5
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry,


I slept with Terry, and all I got was a W-2