Here you go. And this should make this world a bit better.


E                      C#m
        Maybe you will qualify
E                     C#m
        And maybe you won't
E                     C#m
        Maybe you can multiply
E                     C#m
        And maybe you don't
A *                      F#m
        Haunt me in the dead of night
A *                    F#m
        You can be so mean


E                         C#m
        If you're looking for a fight
E                         C#m
        Well, I'm a war machine
E                       C#m
        Is this just an exercise
E                  C#m
        in self restraint?
E                       C#m
        Is your picture perfect size
E                     C#m
        Or a bitch to paint?


A *                   F#m
        Be my bloody valentine
A *                       F#m
        Or a cruise ship whore
E                         C#m
        If you're working overtime
E                        C#m
        What you need me for?


( C#m )      F#m            B *
And if you wanna cry 'bout something
             E                     C#m
Then make it something worth lying for
           F#m              B *
And if you need to curse my name
         A *     E
Curse me good!

           F#m             B *
And if you wanna lie 'bout something
             E                     C#m
Then make it something worth lying for
           F#m              B *
And if you need to curse my name
         A *     E
Curse me good!


E                  C#m
        Baby isn't satisfied
E                   C#m
        Baby needed more
E                     C#m
        Baby left her alibi
E                       C#m
        At the front door
A *                     F#m
        Be the morning sun in my eyes
A *                 F#m
        Or a new disease
E                     C#m
        Why should i apologize
E                 C#m
        I do as i please



( C#m )      F#m            B *
And if you wanna cry 'bout something
             E                     C#m
Then make it something worth lying for
           F#m              B *
And if you need to curse my name
         A *     E
Curse me good!


           F#m             B *
And if you wanna lie 'bout something
             E                     C#m
Then make it something worth lying for
           F#m              B *
And if you need to curse my name
         A *     E
Curse me good!



Short instrumental:
C#m A * B * E


          C#m               A *                B *        
Don't you smile at my face, spit on my back              | 
E                              C#m                      
Do you kiss your mother with a mouth like that?          |   x5
C#m                A *      F#m      E                   
Love it, leave it, it's all good for me                  |