E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) EDouchebag (022100@1)on the Beach who brought a guitar E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) EA-hole (022100@1)on the Beach smoking a cigar E (022100@1) A7 (x02020@1) EDrunk (022100@1)girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar B7 (x21202@1) A7 (x02020@1) EAll (022100@1)you beach offenders out there you know who you are E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) EWhite (022100@1)trash family who's sitting too close E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) EInbred (022100@1)family your children are gross E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) EYou (022100@1)never secure your umbrella. Yeah there it goes B7 (x21202@1) A7 (x02020@1) EWhy (022100@1)Do Humans always ruin what I love the most E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) ETeen (022100@1)mom who won't keep an eye on her kid E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)hope he gets eaten by a giant squid E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations B7 (x21202@1) A7 (x02020@1) EI (022100@1)don't need to hear all about your gross operations E (022100@1) A-hole with a metal detector EYour (022100@1)T-shirt says bikini inspector B7Sand (x21202@1)castle pervert is making a six foot dong E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)I think we can agree that it was a mistake E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) EStupid (022100@1)brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls B7 (x21202@1) A7 (x02020@1) EOld (022100@1)man in a speedo everybody can see your old balls E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) EDouchebags (022100@1)in the ocean get ready to run E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Excuse me fisherman can i boroow your chum E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come B7 (x21202@1) A7 (x02020@1) EWatching (022100@1)douchebags swim for their lives is always good fun This is my first song i put out and I hope it's right. :)