Eb Bb Gb Db Ab Eb
or Capo on 1
This Tab is the same chords 
for "Pumped Up Kicks"

Em G D A [2X]

Em (022000@1)                  GRachel (320003@1)was the prom queen
      D (xx0232@1)                   AShe (x02220@1)moved to Hollywood to follow her dream
Em (022000@1)                   GOf (320003@1)banging Jake Gylen-hal
D (xx0232@1)                           A (x02220@1)
She spends the day fixating on her minor flaws

Em (022000@1)                   GShe (320003@1)plans to take an acting class
       D (xx0232@1)                         ABut (x02220@1)first she gets ass, lip, and cheek implants
Em (022000@1)                  GShe (320003@1)wishes she could get back
         D (xx0232@1)                            AAll (x02220@1)the money she paid.   For them to jack up her face

Em (022000@1)                          GHollywood (320003@1)chicks with their puffed up lips
             DGot (xx0232@1)your eyelids done
ANow (x02220@1)you look Asian
Em (022000@1)                        GHollywood (320003@1)chicks with their beach ball tits
           DGetting (xx0232@1)chopped up and tucked
AYour (x02220@1)lips look like a duck bill



Em (022000@1)                         GHollywood (320003@1)chicks don't know when to quit
             DIt's (xx0232@1)an addiction
ALook (x02220@1)at Meg Ryan
Em (022000@1)                            GWho (320003@1)is giving chicks all these duck up lips?
         DWell (xx0232@1)I guess it must be
ADr (x02220@1)Asian duck

Em (022000@1)                  GFirst (320003@1)I make you feel bad
         D (xx0232@1)               ABut (x02220@1)like a bellboy I take care of your bags
         Em (022000@1)                   GStretch (320003@1)your face and fix your rack
            D (xx0232@1)                    AI (x02220@1)may be a duck but I'm ain't no quack

Em (022000@1)                     GYou (320003@1)come in here with normal eye
            D (xx0232@1)                     AYou (x02220@1)leave with a looking like the bride of Frankenstein 
 Em (022000@1)                    GIf (320003@1)you want to look like me
       D (xx0232@1)                       AI (x02220@1)can duck up your face for a nominal fee

Em (022000@1)                     GAll (320003@1)of Hollywood look a just like me
           DMake (xx0232@1)me laugh so hard
AHere, (x02220@1)you take my card
Em (022000@1)                          GAll (320003@1)my patients will have to pay my bill
               DWhen (xx0232@1)they get duck bills
APlastered (x02220@1)to their grills

Em G D A [3X]
(Quack, Quack)
Em G D A  [3X]
(Duckstep)