The Lawrence Arms
The Profiteers
Metropole
2014
Submitted by: jeremyunderground41@yahoo.com

Key: C

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
C -   x32010
G -   320033
Am -  x02210
F -   133211
G/B - x2x003
G7 -  320001


Verse 1:
               C
Marching on my face
               Am
Dancing on the grave
                  F
that I ain't even in
                  G(hold)
And pissing on my shoes
And fucking my marmalades
again And I'm choking on
    C
the fumes of a promising
Am
  youth That crumbled into
 F
sloppy dusty doom once I
 G
spread my wings and flew


Chorus 1:
           F
But if it smells like shit
       G
And it looks like shit
        C
Then my friend you can
G/B               Am
bet that weâ??d get rich
    G              F
off it And you can dream
           G
it You can wrap it up and
               C
give it to the girl
            G/B
you've been loving
        Am
Or just thinking about
G                 F
fucking it up And baby
       G G(hold)
whoa whoa it's a crazy
        C    C
fucking world


Verse 2:
       C
So the healthy white
baby to the trench coat
              Am
moms Said the healthy
white baby what else
do you got? Said the
F
negro boy with his
heart outside And
     G
that filthy cock
sucker that passed
out getting high
  C
I drive all night
and you'll never
pull me over
     Am
Even though I'm
always high
You wonâ??t like me
when I'm sober
             F
Cause I just check
my phone and sigh
Over and over and
G
over and over and
over and over
G
over and over and
over and over
G
over and over and
over and over
G
over and over and
over and over
G
over and over
and over


Bridge:
      C
And I wanna pound bricks
     G     F
on a night like this
           C
When Iâ??m a hundred
                 G
miles or so from where
              F
I should have been
      C
I got nothing but time
           G         F
to kill so baby jump in
                 C
Let's go see the people
          G
baby that we could have
F                  C
been These are the people
    G
baby that we could
     F
have been These are the
Am(hold) G(hold)
people    that we maybe
            F(hold) G7(hold)
should have been


Chorus 2:
       F
If it smells like shit
       G
And it looks like shit
               C
Then thereâ??s a guy thatâ??s
      G/B            Am
gonna try to put his dick
   G           F
in it You can scream it
        G
You can wrap it up and
               C
sell it to the girl
            G/B
you've been loving
        Am
Or just dreaming
             G
about youâ??re fucking
    F       G
And baby whoa
    F       G
And baby whoa
    F       G
And baby whoa
It's a crazy
        Am   C F G
fucking world


Chorus 3: Slower beat
            F
If you can sceam it
        G7
You can wrap it up
and sell it to the
C
girl youâ??ve been
G/B
loving Or just
Am
lying about
       G       F
youâ??re fucking baby
  G
oh itâ??s a crazy
        C(hold)
fucking world