B5
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down
D5
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
G5
But stay on your motherfucker toes
A5
We running this, let's go

B5
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
D5
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
G5
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
A5
Take a good hard look at the motherfucker boat

B5
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
D5
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
G5
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
A5
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

B5
Take a picture, trick I'm on a boat, bitch
D5
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
G5
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
A5
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies

B5
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
D5
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
G5
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
A5
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

B5
I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
D5
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
G5
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
A5
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is real!

B5
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
D5
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
G5
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
A5
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

B5
Hey ma, if you could see me now
D5
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
G5
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
A5
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

B5
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
D5
It's a big blue watery road
G5
Poseidon
A5
Look at me, oh all hands on deck
B5
Never thought I'd see the day
D5
When a big boat coming my way
G5
Believe me when I say
A5
I fucked a mermaid

B5
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
D5
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
G5
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
A5
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (sho sho shorty, shorty, yeeeieah)