Intro: G G C G C G C G

G
I go down to the ocean
         C              G
I take a walk upon your shores
G
I dig up a big ol' hairy clam
         C             G
And then take out the pearl
           Em         G    C G
Cuz it's a metaphor

G
I'll marinate your flank steak
      C                G
I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
G
I'll take your little brother to the zoo
          C             G
And I'll marinate your flank steak
           Em            G   C G
Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin
       Em           G   C G
It's a metaphor for fuckin

G
I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship
      C               G
I'll fuck you with my dick
G
I'll put my magic wand inside your... car
          C             G
Then I'll marinate your flank steak
           Em            G        C G
Cuz it's a metaphor for flank steak
       Em            G         C G
It's a metaphor for flank steak

G
Flank steak is delicious
           C              G
Wish I was eatin it right now
G
And every time that I see one
      C               G
Wanna titty fuck the flank steak
           Em                  G          C G
Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak
            Em                  G          C G
Yeah it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak

G                  C
Love is such a mystery