Tabbed by: Mean Mr Mustard Tuning: Standard Intro: G Verse: ( G ) Blame the suits who lined their pockets with her tears, G7M Blame the boys in the blindfolds covering their ears, Em7 Blame the magazines she read,join the righteous waning side, C It was a misinterpretation of the neon signs. Chorus: G It was a rainy miserable Sunday, G7M Carried your cedar up the stairs, Em7 Collared man did his best to apologize, C But the damage it was done, she believed in all their lies. Bridge: G Am Id buy your soul, but I cant afford to pay girl, C G They say that you get nothing for free, ( G ) Am Your lipstick adorns my collar, C G While these thoughts of fire wrestle with me. Verse: ( G ) Then her father said to me, G7M Tom I cant ascribe a purpose to this atrocity, Em7 Trademark my messiah and call me an orderly, C I need 800 cups of Kool-Aid for my prophecy. Chorus: G It was a rainy miserable Sunday, G7M Carried your cedar up the stairs, Em7 Collared man did his best to apologize, C But the damage it was done, she believed in all their lies. Bridge: G Am Id buy your soul, but I cant afford to pay girl, C G They say that you get nothing for free, ( G ) Am Your lipstick adorns my collar, C G While these thoughts of fire wrestle with me. Outro: (really quickly) G - G7M - G (end on this G)