tabbed by: fr3shb4ng

// standard tuning
// capo on 3rd fret



1st verse

Bm                 D9
The first sin that I once told

    A74           B6
Was to my parents at ten years old

G                 A4
I stole somethin' I'll admit it

    E74            G
But not to priests or crucifixes

Bm        D9
Me and my best friend Chris

   A74       B6
We built our alibis from bricks

G                           A4            E74
And when we were questioned we just read our scripts

A4
"I didn't do it"

   D  A4/G  A4  E74  D9 *  A4/G  A4



2nd verse

Bm                D9
The first crime I did commit

    A74              B6
Was mischief night with my friend Chris

   G                    A4
We packed our bags with toilet paper,

E74            G
Bars of soap, and egg containers

Bm              D9        A74         B6
And we targeted everyone who ever seemed to do us wrong

G          A4      E74    A4
Oh how the time turns on



1st Chorus

    D              A4/G
And maybe Einstein can express

    A4     E74       A4/G
The formulaic mysteries of time

                  A4
But I've lost the time

    D9 *      A4/G
And maybe Kafka was a writer

    A4            E74          A4/G    A4
But I've been living like my name is Samsa



3rd verse

Bm               D9
The first night I got my fix

    A74              B6
Was with my brother and my friend Chris

   G                A4
We stole my mothers Smirnoff vodka

E74             G
Mixed it with some cans of Fresca

Bm                 D9
We learned how our parents lived

    A74             B6
And found that we were good at it

G              A4        E74    A4
Meet me at the bottom or in between



2nd chorus

    D              A4/G
And maybe Einstein can express

    A4     E74       A4/G
The formulaic mysteries of time

                  A4
But I've lost the time

    D9 *      A4/G
And maybe Kafka was a writer

    A4            E74          A4/G    A4
But I've been living like my name is Samsa



Outro [2x]

           D9 *
See you in hell

                   A4/G
I'll see ya when I see ya

           E74
See you in hell

                   G
I'll see ya when I see ya


//let Dsus2* ring at the end



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