OK...this is my 1st tab and its not quite right. I couldn't find the chords anywhere so 
made them up. It's the clean version because it's missing the bridge which I can't work out
so ill upload the 'bit rude' version when I work that out
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Standard Tuning
Capo : 1
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It's just C, G, Am, F - all the way through
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Verse 1:

C
I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine,
G
Mum said lights off, but they're still on at half nine,
Am
There's nothing gay 'bout doing nails and doing hair,
F
Nor nothing gay 'bout three boys playing truth or dare,
C
That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs,
G
T-t-to my surprise it was my phone instead,
Am
Dru makes and interception, Grabs my phone out my hand,
F
'Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast, you're ruining our plans! '

Chorus:

C
B-double-o-t-y
                  G                                         Am
It's three over average girls calling three under average guys

"We're f*cked up and we're ready to play
F
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day"
C
NO!
I wanna play cluedo with my bros
G
NO!
I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
Am
I don't wanna hoe, I want a comforting look
F
When Noah kisses Allie in the notebook
C                                   G
(booty booty) It's just a booty call
                                  Am
(booty booty)even if your boo-tiful
                                 F
(booty booty)It's just a booty call


Verse 2:
C
Now my phones on silent, they still call on private number
G
I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber party
Am
I'm in my dressing gowny while Ashley's making brownies
F
Dru is in the back room playing twister on his own,

Chorus:
And then I hear my!
C
B-double-o-t-y
                  G                                         Am
It's three over average girls calling three under average guys

We're f*cked up and we're ready to play
F
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day
C
B-double-o-t-y
           G                                       Am
Three overconfident, stereotypical, cheerleader types,

we're f*cked up and We wanna have fun
F
We could be the boys you'll regret when we're done
C
NO!
I wanna play Sleeping Lions
G
NO!
I'm busy defending Zion
Am
NO!                                             F
There's no point in calling coz I'll never respond,

The boys and me are getting tits from Legally Blonde,
C                                   G
(booty booty) It's just a booty call
                                  Am
(booty booty)even if your boo-tiful
                                 F
(booty booty)It's just a booty call

Bridge:
C
I'm not a booty call, I'm just a normal boy
G
I want to stay at home and play with all my toys

C
We are three boys not looking for three girls,
G
My Ring-tone's like a missile bringing war to my world
Am
Cheese-strings, Party Rings are my favourite things,
F
Marshmellows with hot choclate, bitch we're living like kings!

C
NO!
I wanna have cheese pepperoni
G
NO!
I wanna play My little Pony!
Am
NO!                                         F
I don't wanna hoe, I want a chocolate fountain

Whilst we snuggle up to watch broke back mountain
C                                   G
(booty booty) It's just a booty call
                                  Am
(booty booty)even if your boo-tiful
                                 F
(booty booty)It's just a booty call

C                                   G
(booty booty) It's just a booty call
                                  Am
(booty booty)even if your boo-tiful
                                 F
(booty booty)It's just a booty call