C5             G5
One day we're friends forever,
A5             G5
Next day we're friends for never,
F5                 G5
Who say, you say, we're best friends,
F5              G5
I say, he say, till the end.


C5               G5               A5             G5
Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake,
           F5                  E5
You're the icing, you'd be the sponge,
          F5            G5
When we're together we become,
C5                G5             A5
A perfect way to end a perfect dinner time,
          G5               F5
Quite substantial glass of wine,
        E5                F5
A tasty mint goes down a treat, and helps my 
G5
indigestion.

C5           G5                A5
Digest this factual piece of evidence,
         G5                 F5
I'm your butter, you're my toast,
          E5            F5
The gravy on my Sunday roast,
                       G5
-I'm not a fan of your roasts,

C5
What do you mean?
    G5                                A5
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other 
day
G5
-I don't remember
    F5
You said you liked the sprouts
E5                     F5
-I don't know what to say.
                          G5
Then you should shut your mouth.

C5             G5
One day we're friends for ever,
A5      G5
Go take some singing lessons
F5
What was that?
Nothing twat.
G5
You're a prick
F5
Eat my shit,
No thank you,
   G5
It wouldn't be nice.


C5               G5              A5
Our friendships kind of like a prostitute,
G5
(How?)
           F5                    E5
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit,
           F5                   G5
Quite nice arse, great pair of tits.

                 C5
Well, that's not relevant,
Isn't it?
C5      G5                             A5
You're full of shit, and that what's relevant
Is it?
    G5
I'm going to have a think,
F5          E5                      F5
  Will you tell me what you think of?
G5
No.


Play this twice during the rap part:
C5 G5 A5 G5 F5 E5 F5 G5
Enter, uh
One day we're friends, the next we're not,
It's so confusing the why's and what's
What the hell,
I thought we were friends just now,
Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah)
We're like Bradd Pitt and Angela,
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
Uh uh
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun,
Stop being pussy's, and go and work your problems out 
son,
'coz i'm done

C5             G5
One day we're born together (one day we're born)
A5            G5
Next day it's stormy weather (next day we're torn)
F5                G5
Who say, you say we're not friends
F5              G5
I say, he say, fuck you bender

C5           G5
One day i'm your blood brother,
A5            G5
Next day its, fuck your mother
F5                            G5
-no offence, tell your mum I think she's quite nice, 
        F5                 G5
that particular dig was directed at you and not your 
C5
mother.

My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till 
dad went out to get some more milk.
He never did come back...