A   A A Ab Ab A A
Please don't look at me
A A Ab Ab A A
I've seen all that I want to see
A A Ab Ab A A
You take your cigarettes and light them
A A Ab Ab A A
Forty year old household item
A A Ab Ab A A
You've got housewifeitis
A A Ab Ab A A
With a terminal solution
A A Ab Ab A A
Your face is likea  preview of 
A A Ab Ab A A
September's Television


A                     B
And you're somebody's Mom (Mom )
D                                 E
Even if you're just a lazy useless bum
A                          B
And you married somebody's dad (Dad)
D                                                 E
If I had been your children I sure would have been mad


A   A A Ab Ab A A
And now you say your husband's queer
A A Ab Ab A A
Running with the secretary
A A Ab Ab A A
While you stay home and cure your ills
A A Ab Ab A A
With sedatives and other pills
A A Ab Ab A A

A                     B 
And you're somebody's Mom (Mom )
D                                  E
Even if you're just a lazy useless bum
A                          B
And you married somebody's dad (Dad)
D                                                 E
If I had been your children I sure would have been mad


A                      B
And you're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom )
A                      B
You're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom )
A                      B
You're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom )
A                      B                                 A
You're somebody's, you're somebody's, you're somebody's (Mom )